WTF!!!

Today is Thursday, July 23, 2009. My day started out excellent!!! Came to work and everything was cool.... Until Turquoise made a comment about me :-(
I was so shocked! She said I curse too much. So now I'm like WHAT THE FUCK! Just because I am not polite, friendly, caring of others feelings, and sensitive to what they have to say Does that make me some kind of wild animal? I say what others think and what they want to say but are too damn scared to say. So what is the difference between me and them? They bite their tongues. I won't.

So now I have to sit at my desk, because I am banned from going to the front because I fucking curse too damn much. Is that a bunch of bullshit or what? Fucking assholes in my department walk around like the fucking sun rises and sets on their asses.

Well let me explain the type of people I work with but some of them fall in more than one category...

1. Ass kissers - Those are people who thinks that snitching and telling your supervisor every little thing you do will get them brownie points. Yeah it does but everyone else hates your fucking guts.

2. Stuck Up- Those people who think their shit doesn't stink. Those individuals who can't even answer their own damn phone. (What kind of bullshit is that???) They can't be fucking serious. They cannot even push the button for the elevator. Once again I say WTF!!! Then every morning they congregate and compliment each other on their wardrobe. Like OMG your shoes are so cute! No your shoes are cute. Not these old things. I've had them for years... It's fucking sickening!!!

3. Moody - They can go from zero to bitch in like a half of a second.

4. Brat - Everything has to be done their way or they begin to pout and cry and whine about dumb shit.

5. Hard worker - They do all the work but their boss gets all the credit. You know fucking well you do not do the work so sit your dumb ass down and let the one under you run the show.

6. Nice - The one who is SO nice til it is just nerve wrecking. They smile all day long.

7. Stupid - You have one in every staff meeting asking dumb ass questions. Just sit yo ass there and shut the fuck up. Everyone is upset with this person because staff meeting could be over in 15 minutes, but because of this jackass it is an additional 25 minutes cause someone has to make sense of the dumb ass question and answer it for the asshole... WTF

8. Intimidatory - This person tries to have people walking on pins and needles because they will go off at any given moment.

9. Diplomatic - They will let you know they hate you and they are polite about it.

10. Co-Workers- Then you have a group of people no matter what they are just super cool... It's about 7 of them... These are the ones I actually like.

11. Don't give a shit group - The ones who really don't give a shit. They do their work and will not allow you to fuck over them. They know their union rights and are not afraid to go against upper management. I really freaking love them. They keep the excitement in our department!!!

12. Homo - Then we have the homos! Those the fags in our department. This the group that is gay and they think no one knows! (Why would a grown man have dirt spots on both his knees... lmao)... Inside joke!!!

13. Lesbo - She is the one feels on people and will make all the gay statements!!! She is a trip...

14. No Habla Ingles - The ones who cannot speak English. They confuse their Bs and Vs... (the word is not bery it's very... The word is not balue it's value... lmao)... Again I say WTF!!! These are the assholes who know fucking well I don't speak spanish and their ass sends e-mails and other correspondence in spanish... They can be in the staff meeting and go to speaking Spanish. This is A-M-E-R-I-C-A... Speak fucking english... Like always... WTF

15. Butt In - They know fucking well you are not talking to them but they turn around and just butt in your fucking conversation. What the fuck is your damn problem. Get you some friends and talk to them! WTF!!!

16. Religious/Christian - The person in the office who is HOLIER than Thou. But is the biggest shit starter on the fucking planet. She has her Bible she reads it on lunch. But the bitch is an old cruel evil tramp!

Ooh since i brought up #16. Let me tell you about that. This weird, old, lame, pathetic ass bitch told my supervisor on me (once again WTF!!!)... She said I was rude, disrespectful and unprofessional with her. Hello, where the fuck in my job description does it say i have to respect you? Moving on... She says, "Orange I transferred the calls to you." In return I say very rude, "I'm not at my desk." She walks away. And again the same damn dialogue. So i guess what the fuck I was doing was not very important to her. I go back to my desk. The next day this weird ass bitch told my supervisor on me... Once again... WTF!!! I am not paid to be polite to you. We are not friends! SO FUCK OFF!!! The bitch is fucking crazy! But in the next breath she will swear on a stack of Bibles she is a good person who is trying to live right. Bullshit she is a fucking hell raiser. That bitch! I have not said 2 words to her since the incident. My supervisor called me in and discussed this with me. So you stop me from having a productive day to discuss this bullshit with me? Again I say WTF!!!

I'm like fuck this stupid shit. I did not mention it because i really thought it was petty. And then people wonder why i curse so much.

You do not get your point across as well....
I can tell you to SHUT UP, but people really don't get the picture until you say SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!

Okay... The damn police showed up at our office. I was getting all excited because i thought they were gonna haul someone off to jail. To my disappointment they are taking a report on the van... Once again WTF!!!

Nothing exciting ever happens here.